HELLO EVERYBODY, PAY ATTENTION FOR A SECOND PLEASE

So apparently our lady KGill is going to be doing a twitter Q&A thing tomorrow. We are all very excited about it, hopefully it’ll be adorable and funny and everything Karen is. 

However here’s a few things we need to remind you in order to avoid drama and making Karen feel uncomfortable.

ANY question related to Matt and her and in a romantic way should be COMPLETELY AVOIDED. Please refrain from mentioning ‘secretly married’ or ‘smillan’ or anything else that indicates her and Matt are linked romantically. That would only put her in an awkward position even if she doesn’t answer and if she does answer it’ll reflect very badly upon us as a fandom just because some dumbo decided to ask inappropriate things. So please please PLEASE choose your words carefully regarding Matt. Apart from that, ask whatever you like and we can’t wait to read her answers!

You know the only bad thing about Eleven/Amy appreciation day?

Matt Smith doesn’t have a tumblr so he can’t participate in the Amy Pond love.

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What’s been the most ‘oh my God’ moment on Doctor Who?

Karen: The obvious one is seeing the TARDIS. It was Matt and me going, “This is our TARDIS.” That was like, Oh Em Gee!

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"Every day working with Karen Gillan!"

Is it weird that the first thing I get excited about when a new Karen or Matt movie is about to come out is that there’ll be more manips for me to make?

Taking this idea into actual consideration.

"Smith has – with his tongue, perhaps, a little in his cheek – described Gillan as “a remarkable specimen”, and the sexiest Doctor Who assistant ever. Certainly, dads countrywide will be far from displeased by the sight of her dressed as a kissogram. Can the Doctor stop himself from falling for her, despite those legs? “Despite those legs, the gangly Karen legs? She’s going to love me for that,” Smith says. Then he offers the answer he has given so many times to these kind of journalistic inquiries, the one that from tonight will finally start to be replaced by real answers on screen. “You’ll have to wait and see."

karen and the babes back in NYC!!

SO vis-à-vis our previous post — twitter has confirmed that Matt and Karen are in fact both in NYC right now and were at the same party last night!! We’ll keep you updated if we find out more but KAREN AND THE BABES ARE ALL IN THE SAME CITY, GUYS. FINALLY. EVERYONE SCREAM. [but don’t spam-tweet karen or arthur about it. obvs. y’all know this.]

Things a rom com based on Matt and Karen should use and we’re definitely not making any of this up: a post

• Karen walking into the audition room and Matt memorising everything she’s wearing and telling that stories for years after.
• Taking a boat trip together during the early days, as required by the creators, so they can build their chemistry.
• ‘Come along, Pond!’ one of the Eleventh Doctor’s most famous lines being born out of Matt calling Karen ‘Gillan’ all the time.
• Karen groping Matt subconciously during the kissing scenes. 
• Matt bringing up the kissing scene for years after.
• Telling everybody that the other has a huge crush on them.
• Living really close and calling each other up all the time to come over and practice lines and order take out and look at youtube videos (lol I’m not even getting started with this)
• Karen being ‘afraid’ one night and asking Matt to walk up with her to her flat. She was AFRAID guys.
• Literally knowing every story about the other before they even begin to say it.
• Matt filming Karen while she’s falling asleep
• Taking secret trips to New York at Christmas and going to hipster bars and the bartender saying how ‘into each other’ they looked.
• Leaving for work together.
• Going grocery shopping together.
• Getting drunk together (AND HANDSY) and then the next day doing the walk of shame together and getting gross greasy hangover food.
• Karen insisting she’d be there to read Amy’s goodbye letter to Matt even though she didn’t have to be on this scene.
• Losing the last page of Amy’s goodbye letter and having to improvise. (I MEAN SERIOUSLY. SHE LOST THE LAST. PAGE. OF. AMY’S. GOODBYE. LETTER. TALK ABOUT SYMBOLISM)
• Matt kissing her hair as a thank you after filming that scene.
• Matt listening to romantic songs before filming the Doctor and Amy’s last scene.
• When asked about the future both of them say they want to direct, get a dog, do Macbeth together and visit each other.
• Both tweeting about being in love and what books you should read when you’re in love on the same day.
• Karen asking Matt to zip her up because apparently THERE WAS NO ONE ELSE THERE. (DO YOU INVITE A LOT OF PEOPLE TO YOUR ROOM WHILE YOU’RE GETTING DRESSED KAREN)
• Matt bringing Karen up in EVERY interview even though he’s supposed to be promoting a new companion.

SO SERIOUSLY. SCREENPLAY WRITERS OUT THERE. YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO DO MUCH, JUST CHANGE THE NAMES AND CAST A REALLY AWESOME PERSON TO PLAY ARTHUR AND THE ROM COM WRITES ITSELF.

PSA for those of you with BBC America…

There’s a special on right now (EST) about the Doctor’s companions which I’m told includes interviews with Karen in an ugly jumper and possible mentions of Matt. 

• 2010
• Matt: You [Karen] can make a call, right?
• Karen: I'll make a call. I make calls.
• Matt: Karen makes calls.
• -
• Karen: I'll make the call. I make calls.
• Matt: Oh, my lord. I don't wanna know about your calls.
• -
• Matt: Sometimes we’ll phone each other and say: ‘How’s it going? Really badly? Me too. Do you want to come over and practice?'
• 2011
• Matt: She [Karen] went on your show and then she rang me and said, 'I just went on the show with Jennifer Lopez!!’
• 2012
• Karen: Actually, Matt had found out the night before. He called me and was like, ‘You've got to hear this news…’
• -
• Karen: So I read it [the script for The Angels Take Manhattan], and then my initial instinct was to pick up the phone and call Matt.
• 2013
• Matt: She [Karen] doesn't phone me! You can tell her that.

"Flame-haired Karen said: “Matt’s eccentric, endearing - and funny without even knowing it."

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